Dear tennis class,
I know we've been working really hard for the last couple weeks. I'm sorry I still can't hit anything consistently unless I'm drop-serving the ball. Don't hate.
Thanks for the farmers tan,
Amanda
Dear Easy Mac,
I know that small children and probably some teenagers think you are so fun and yummy. I can't. I just can't. I ate some today, and it was terrible.
Keep up the mediocre work,
Amanda
Dear Twitter,
I've missed you too. I promise I'll be back. I've just got to find the flow. Then you better be ready for the one-liners.
You can tell when I'm trying to hard,
Amanda
Dear all of my friends,
Stop going on vacation. JUST STOP IT. Remember that weekend when EVERYONE was out of town? I was left here like a lump on a log. Well, next time I feel like going to Disneyland guess who's not getting invited.
Just kidding, you'll probably all be invited,
Amanda
1 comment :
I don't think ANYONE likes Easy Mac. My small children won't eat it.
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