I know these are a day late. You can blame Labor Day.

Dear Labor Day,
Thanks for throwing off my whole schedule and making me think Tuesday was Monday. But also, thanks for throwing off my whole schedule and giving me a 4-day work week. It's already Wednesday!

Let's do it again soon,
Amanda



Dear Blood,
I'm giving up a pint of you today. But don't worry, I've been drinking so much water to dilute the crap out of you.

Joke's on them,
Amanda



Dear Sleep,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I sleep on an air mattress and that we see so little of each other. I miss you.

Soon, my friend, soon,
Amanda