One of the guys (I'll call him T) that works in my office makes all of his calls on speakerphone. He is usually calling other people in the office so I get to hear the echo of the real voice and the speakerphone voice. This is the typical beginning of the conversation:
Person answering: Hello?
T: Heeey, what's up?
P: Oh.....you know.....just working... (This answer is the same every time. And she says it like she's actually thinking about it, like she might be doing something else...)
He just called the guy in the office right next to his. I'm pretty sure he could have just spoken in a normal voice to get his attention. Maybe speakerphone is just so novel to him that he can't resist. Maybe.
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I ran 6 miles last night. I was in a hurry to leave right after SYTYCD and I ran upstairs to grab socks, shoes, and my watch. I got downstairs and didn't have my socks. I'm not too lazy to run miles but I am definitely too lazy to run back upstairs to grab my socks.
Yes, it's true, I ran 6 miles with no socks. I would be proud of myself except I got a big old blister on the bottom of my foot. Awesome.
I need new running shoes. I was thinking of getting Nike Free shoes but they are $85 and I don't know if I want to spend that much. Do you guys have any recommendations for a good, reasonably priced shoe?
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August is almost here. The hurts my heart a little bit. This summer has been so awesome. I'm going to be so lonely when school starts. Everyone will be busy with homework and tests and studying. I'll be done at 4. With nothing to do but quilt and do yoga.
Wait. I'm sorry. Why am I complaining? I'll be done at 4 with nothing to do but quilt and do yoga. And all those suckers have to go to school. And that is the life of a college graduate.
2 comments :
Bro. How many times do I have to tell you. School to me is like dust in the wind. Or something. The point is, you'll be teaching me how to quilt and do yoga after 4.
Maybe I'll do homework on your couch? In between problems I'll jump you (once again in the most polite way possible) and then get back to my homework. Also I literally laughed out loud TWICE with this article. I'm just sayin', you're funny
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