Dear Internet,
Can you please create an online survey that will give me a list of 3-5 places that would be perfect for me to live in next year? Just ask simple questions like how much do you want to pay? do you want a private room? do you want a gross place? do you want to live with tools? Basic stuff like that.
Tired of looking on craigslist,
Amanda
Dear Emily Maynard,
Stevie!? Really?! The DJ from New Jersey? Did you get him confused with Aaron-the-hot-biology-teacher? I mean maybe you're just doing us all a favor by putting Aaron-the-hot-biology-teacher back on the market? Or maybe you're just trying to make it a little easier for yourself in the end by leaving a couple losers on the show (cough cough, Stevie, Kallon).
I thought you were taking this seriously,
Amanda
Dear Amy,
YOU ARE COMING TOMORROW!!! I've been counting down the days for a really long time and you're finally coming. Can I quit my job tomorrow so I can hang out with you all the time? That's ok, right?
There were never such devoted sisters,
Amanda
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