Dear Giant, Horrible Spider,
You are the worst. I know you don't have feelings. That's why I don't feel bad smashing you with my shoe.
Say hi to all the other spiders I've killed,
Amanda
Dear New Apartment,
You are pretty nice, but so empty and quiet all the time. SOMEONE COME AND ADD SOME LIFE TO THIS PLACE.
Looking for friends,
Amanda
Dear All Boys Ever,
Why do you hang out with girls and not ask them out? Really. I'd really like to know what's happening in your (mostly) adorable heads.
Please enlighten me, and All Girls Ever,
Amanda
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