Dear Emma Claire Despain,
You are the most beautiful baby in the whole world, and the best niece I could ever have. Welcome to this world. I can't wait to meet you!
Your favorite aunt,
Amanda
Dear Girl At The Pool,
No, I don't really want to know how many Cheetos you ate today. Or that the only thing you've eaten all day is Cheetos and cake. And no, I'm not at the pool with my husband or my boyfriend. And "we are just in the same ward" does not mean anything else. So stop winking.
I will be avoiding eye contact from now on,
Amanda
Dear Robyn,
Bless you. Bless you and you furry sweater and your sweet dance moves.
Ready to make a new music video,
Amanda
2 comments :
We made a pretty good get away from pool girl I thought. Her hot cheeto breath scurred me
That is hilarious about Girl At The Pool.
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