Dear Scandinavian ex-boyfriend,
Remember when you came back from Denmark with a gift for me and then you broke up with me two days later? The only thing I ever wonder is what was that gift?!?!
Hope you're happy in Norway,
Amanda
Dear Pinterest,
If someone tells you to use Elmer's glue instead of puffy paint DON'T BELIEVE THEM. I know, I know, I was duped too. And to think that all it takes is a click of the mouse.
My bad,
Amanda
Dear new running buddy,
Thanks for introducing yourself while we waited for the crosswalk. Considering we're basically neighbors, let's be friends, k? K. Deal.
Here's to hoping,
Amanda
Dear NBC,
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? Have you seen any other show besides Community? Please Chang the return time from "an undetermined date" to "immediately". Seems like there should be room in your pocket for a little spare Chang. I can't handle another loss like Arrested Development.
Hoping to see a chang in the line-up soon,
Amanda
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