the man in the moon is smiling

Dear alarm clock,
Would it be too much to ask for you to slap me on the face to wake me up? Death Cab just isn't cutting it these days.

Less punctual than normal,
Amanda


Dear beauty product makers,
Can you somehow develop a full-body dry shampoo? Then I won't have to worry about smelling weird when I go a few days without showering to shower as often.

Less showered than normal,
Amanda


Dear Kim Jong Un,
You've got some big ladies sunglasses to fill.

Looking to see some changes,
Amanda


Dear Harry Connick, Jr.,
Remember that one time when you went to Sammy's in Provo? Do you think you could let me know next time you'll be there? I know I have absolutely no chance with you but I'm pretty sure I've been in love with you since  the love songs album so just one little sighting of you in little ol' Provo would be great. Thanks, I really appreciate it.

The girl in the world,
Amanda

PS- We can just forget about the whole Christmas special from the 90s. I won't mention it if you don't.