Dear It's a Wonderful Life,
I haven't even watched you yet and you've already made me cry. I've got to get these emotions under control.
Wiping tears at the mere thought of George Bailey,
Amanda
Dear Winter,
You're tacky and I hate you.
Just stickin' it to the man,
Amanda
Dear friendly, flirty, young man in my ward,
I found out. I don't feel totally gross but I also don't feel super awesome. Here's to being friends.
I wanted that to sound really dramatic,
Amanda
Dear N*SYNC,
Thank you for using so many colloquial (yes I had to look that word up to make sure I used it correctly) phrases in your song-writing. I've never had so many songs from the same band come to my head during a conversation.
Hoping my roommates love spontaneous concert-worthy performances,
Amanda
Dear Airplane Drinker,
No, I don't want to hang out with you while we're both in Charlottesville. No, I don't want you to meet my sister when we get off the plane. No, I don't want to talk about the pictures in the book I'm reading. Yes, I love the beautiful scenery as well. No, I don't usually cry while I watch the beautiful scenery out the window. Yes, I will switch seats with you so you can sit by the window. Yes, I'll get the pen from behind my ear myself, I don't need your assistance. No, I don't want your number, but if it will shut you up I'LL TAKE IT.
Probably won't be as friendly next time I'm on an airplane,
Amanda
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