it's fine

Dear laundry,
I'm working on getting a drying rack soon. Let's make this the last time you look like this:

Tip-toeing across my bedroom floor,

Amanda

Dear new running buddy,
Let's make it three dates, ok?

Loving good timing of a good run,
Amanda


Dear desk chair,
The spontaneous lowering has got to stop. Not only does it startle me when I suddenly drop two inches, but it makes me feel like I'm breaking my chair. It's never ok for a girl to feel like she's breaking her chair.

Praying to avoid complete collapse,
Amanda


Dear foreign movies,
It's really hard to multi-task when I have to read every single subtitle. Don't worry, I'll just buy Rosetta Stone for every language. It's fine.

Missing every other line so I can hem a skirt,
Amanda