Dear Coldplay,
Really? You're going to tease me by announcing a new music video and not making it available in my country? Really? I live in AMERICA. Everything should be available in my country.
A less enthused fan,
Amanda
Dear Facebook,
Sometimes I treat you like a fridge. I expect something new to be there when I open you up, but it's always the same.
Waiting for something amazing I guess,
Amanda
Dear movie theater,
Thank you for having "Stimulus Tuesday" so I can get a movie ticket and popcorn for $6. Greatest idea ever. Keep up the good work.
I'll spread the word,
Amanda
Dear handful of pumpkin guts,
Thanks for making me $10. All I had to do was eat you. And I didn't even throw up. I probably even got a little extra fiber. But it won't happen again soon.
Your cheap entertainment,
Amanda
1 comment :
Ewww. Can't believe you ate pumpkin guts. I would throw up if I tried.
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