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Dear Anderson Cooper,
I love you for a lot of reasons, but especially today, for being educated and standing up against ignorance.

Your Christian friend,
Amanda


Dear fox.com,
Thank you for not being blocked at work. Dr. House makes the afternoon go by a lot faster.

Wishing he was out of prison,
Amanda


Dear Virginia and its most valuable residents,
Guess who's coming for dinner! Thanksgiving dinner! See you November 24th!

Love your favorite sister/sister-in-law/aunt,
Amanda


Dear girls wearing low-rider jeans,
This wiggle-your-pants-up sit-down-like-you're-doing-the-limbo dance is getting old. Buy pants that fit you.

You won't regret it,
Amanda

2 comments :

Unknown said...

I love your letter posts. I'm thinking you should start a blog where all you do is write letters. They're so clever and funny and entertaining. And I always agree with you on everything.

Liz said...

I loved so much when he said, "I'm fine with putting people to sleep as long as we educate them." Amen. Great job, Anderson, really super.